Location: TexasInterests: dancing, beauty products, vodka and your mom
Nickname/Alternate name: Susan (the other one
)Facebook: This is classified information, you will have to let me mime donkey punching you in public to get it.
Significant Other: None! I’m Hot/Single/And Totally SHY
Random Fact: I wrote a limerick about a Hissing Cockroach when I was seven.It was published in the Smithsonian Magazine.I am famous.
Secret Super Power: The ability to make men fall off of bar stools.
Favorite Bad Bar Song: (I’m Sorry)… “Crazy Bitch” by Buck Cherry.Either that or “Sweet Caroline” by Neil Diamond (Eben MUST be present for “Sweet Caroline”).
Best Weetacon Memory: Arriving in Green Bay in March of 2007 with no clue of what the hell I was doing there and why.Then a few short hours later thinking to myself, “Holy shit.I love these people. So THIS is what I have been missing my whole life.”It was like coming to the surface of some lake, blinking and sputtering and then being aware that the people who had pulled me out of the metaphorical lake (shut up, I am trying to be eloquent here) were my family.Regardless of bloodlines or geographical separation, these people were my family, MY TRIBE.
Funniest Weetacon Incident: I wasn’t even there for this, but the saying, “It smells like PT Cruiser” runs through my mind and out of my mouth often… very often.
I’m usually the one who…: smokes a bunch and grabs boobs, wait, that last part is Mike.
Weetathlon Awards: Sobriety Above And Beyond the Call of Duty (do not let this fool you)
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