Location: Leawood, KS

Interests: Drinking, reading, cruise ships, drinking on cruise ships

Nickname/Alternate name: Janie, but only if you went to high school with me.

Website/Blog: http://www.plain-jane.com

Facebook: Have one, but it’s a secret because of the whole Real Life vs. Mean Shit I Say in my Blog life.

Twitter: plainjane

Significant Other: Paco

Random Fact:Yesterday a crazy guy asked me for a physician recommendation but specified, “Not Dr. House.” And he was dead to me.

Secret Super Power: Customer Service. Can calm down an irate complainer in 5.6 seconds.

Attended: Weetacon VI*, Weetacon VII, Weetacon VIII

Favorite Bad Bar Song: “Friends in Low Places” but I don’t mean anything by that, I swear! The older hot bartender asked me what song I thought he should play next and I was all, “Oh fuck, I don’t know, Friends in Low Places?” and he was so amazed that he hadn’t thought of it that he gave me a free drink.

Best Weetacon Memory: Talking with Shawn on the bus.

I’m usually the one who…: Goes to bed early.

Funniest Weetacon Incident: When I busted into the bathroom at the pancake place while Ladyloo was in there and I don’t remember the details of that too good. I may have had a bit to drink.

Weetathlon Awards: See below.

Known for at Weetacon: Being dubbed a Smokin’ Hot Cougar by a drunken lesbian with assorted piercings.

Reason I’m attending Weetacon: 100% because of St. Brendan’s. I may not even socialize and spend all my time in the big shower or watching t.v. from the comfy bed.

My impressions of Weetacon are: Buncha crazy drunks so I will fit right in.

When we meet, ask me about: MY WEIGHT LOSS.

You’d never guess I’m: an extrovert. If you’re shy, come stand by me.

*Jane is also one of an elite group of non-Weetacon veterans to attend a Rehab.

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  1. I swewar to not hug you… again… too much.

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