- Location: Centerville Ohio
- Interests: Midgets, Kung Fu, and the physics behind why beans make you gassy.
- Nickname/Alternate name: Mr. Sarah
- Facebook: Dave Patrick
- Twitter: N/A
Significant Other: Sarah
Random Fact: I once ran 6 racks playing 9 ball, I play the guitar poorly, I was once a Fraternity president (no shit), I dropped all 3 girlfriends like a bad habit when I met my wife.
Favorite Bad Bar Song: Stuck in the middle with you (Steelers Wheel)
Attended Weetacon: Weetacon IV & Weetacon V, Weetacon VII
Best Weetacon Memory: First time I got to sing Sweet Caroline…I giggled my ass off.
Funniest Weetacon Incident: Drinking Doctor while sitting behind gassy horses.
Weetathlon Awards: Master of life.
Known for at Weetacon: Being Mr. Sarah.
In the comments section, please share an anecdote of our shared adventures in Wisconsin!
Stand back, ladies – that plastic-haired, bongo-boobed man is all mine.
I don’t read anybody’s blog, follow any tweets, nor know any of these wonderful people in any other facet than meeting them in Wisconsin in the middle of winter. I can also go on to say, I wouldn’t miss this for ANYTHING.
Truly amazingly wonderful people, and no bullshit.
You’re forgetting you’re a black belt now!
True, I am officially a black belt, which means I know enough about fighting to know that I don’t want to fight. But to be honest, I would rather help people rather than hurt people.