Location: Centerville Ohio
Interests: Midgets, Kung Fu, and the physics behind why beans make you gassy.
Nickname/Alternate name: Mr. Sarah
Facebook: Dave Patrick
Twitter: N/A

Significant Other: Sarah

Random Fact: I once ran 6 racks playing 9 ball, I play the guitar poorly, I was once a Fraternity president (no shit), I dropped all 3 girlfriends like a bad habit when I met my wife.

Favorite Bad Bar Song: Stuck in the middle with you (Steelers Wheel)

Attended Weetacon: Weetacon IV & Weetacon V, Weetacon VII

Best Weetacon Memory: First time I got to sing Sweet Caroline…I giggled my ass off.

Funniest Weetacon Incident: Drinking Doctor while sitting behind gassy horses.

Weetathlon Awards: Master of life.

Known for at Weetacon: Being Mr. Sarah.

In the comments section, please share an anecdote of our shared adventures in Wisconsin!


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  1. Stand back, ladies – that plastic-haired, bongo-boobed man is all mine.

  2. I don’t read anybody’s blog, follow any tweets, nor know any of these wonderful people in any other facet than meeting them in Wisconsin in the middle of winter. I can also go on to say, I wouldn’t miss this for ANYTHING.

    Truly amazingly wonderful people, and no bullshit.

  3. You’re forgetting you’re a black belt now!

  4. True, I am officially a black belt, which means I know enough about fighting to know that I don’t want to fight. But to be honest, I would rather help people rather than hurt people.

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