Location: Leawood, KS
Interests: Drinking, reading, cruise ships, drinking on cruise ships
Nickname/Alternate name: Janie, but only if you went to high school with me.
Facebook: Have one, but it’s a secret because of the whole Real Life vs. Mean Shit I Say in my Blog life.
Significant Other: Paco
Random Fact:Yesterday a crazy guy asked me for a physician recommendation but specified, “Not Dr. House.” And he was dead to me.
Secret Super Power: Customer Service. Can calm down an irate complainer in 5.6 seconds.
Attended: Weetacon VI*, Weetacon VII, Weetacon VIII
Favorite Bad Bar Song: “Friends in Low Places” but I don’t mean anything by that, I swear! The older hot bartender asked me what song I thought he should play next and I was all, “Oh fuck, I don’t know, Friends in Low Places?” and he was so amazed that he hadn’t thought of it that he gave me a free drink.
Best Weetacon Memory: Talking with Shawn on the bus.
I’m usually the one who…: Goes to bed early.
Funniest Weetacon Incident: When I busted into the bathroom at the pancake place while Ladyloo was in there and I don’t remember the details of that too good. I may have had a bit to drink.
Weetathlon Awards: See below.
Known for at Weetacon: Being dubbed a Smokin’ Hot Cougar by a drunken lesbian with assorted piercings.
Reason I’m attending Weetacon: 100% because of St. Brendan’s. I may not even socialize and spend all my time in the big shower or watching t.v. from the comfy bed.
My impressions of Weetacon are: Buncha crazy drunks so I will fit right in.
When we meet, ask me about: MY WEIGHT LOSS.
You’d never guess I’m: an extrovert. If you’re shy, come stand by me.
*Jane is also one of an elite group of non-Weetacon veterans to attend a Rehab.