Sarah 
Location: Forest Park, IL
Interests: Whiffling through the tulgey wood; occasionally gyring and gimbling in the wabe . . .
Nickname/Alternate name: You can call me Ray, and you can call me Jay, and you can call me Ray-Jay, but you doesn’t has to call me Johnson . . .
Website: A what?
Blog: nope
Facebook: Evan Voboril
Twitter: nope
Significant Other: Kommandant End
Random Fact: The Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation was established by act of Congress in 1933 in an attempt to restore confidence in the American banking system.
Secret Super Power: Atomic Mind Eraser. I can instantly erase all memory of anything that is said to me, within seconds. (names, addresses, website passwords, ICBM launch codes). Unfortunately, I have lost the ability to turn this device on or off at will.
Attending: Weetacon 2014
Reason I’m attending Weetacon: By coincidence, I’m already going to be in Green Bay that weekend to attend the 2014 conference of the Association of Midwestern Regional Machine Tool Manufacturers and Fabricators.
Thing I’m most nervous about: Missing the seminar at the AMRMTMF Conference on molybdenum and polycarbonate drilling fluids. It’s scheduled at the same time as the Weetacon hay ride.
My impressions of Weetacon are: Pastel shades of pink and vermillion, with subtle highlights of Prussian blue and cadmium yellow.