The last time you raged out at a person and told them to eat a bag of dicks, I am sure you looked at your hands disappointedly because they contained none of the aforementioned phalluses.

Now, you’ll have that bag of dicks at the ready to shove into their confused arms. This bag (which can be replaced by any bag of your choosing) contains five strawberry flavored gummy penises.

Retail Value: $30.00

Donated by Chad and Jeff

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